As Lu hits a winner at match point...
Mom: "YES!!!"
Andy: "Dammit."
(Post-game interview of Lu begins)
Mom (glowing): "What a nice Taiwanese boy."
Alex: "Yay! Ohhhh! What nice Taiwanese boy flom good Taiwanese famiry!"
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
do we have to share a bathroom?
Alex's "boom-box grenade"--
"When someone's taking a shower, I put a boom-box playing a really annoying song on repeat in the bathroom. Then they either have to get out of the shower and dry off to turn it off or listen to the song for the rest of their shower."
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(one man's trash is another's treasure.)
"When someone's taking a shower, I put a boom-box playing a really annoying song on repeat in the bathroom. Then they either have to get out of the shower and dry off to turn it off or listen to the song for the rest of their shower."
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(one man's trash is another's treasure.)
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Blowing out the Candles
pang-pang, n.
A variant of table tennis played on a dining room table using cut-up and taped-together tissue boxes as a net and junior high diploma covers as paddles. For regulation-size arena, including exact table specifications and placement of cupboards, sideboard, vases, chandelier, and other obstructions, see the childhood home of Andy and Alex Chen, New Jersey.
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